(Time spent finding running clothes, putting on running clothes, finding running shoes, putting on running shoes,* putting up hair, finding leashes, leashing dogs, finding, folding & pocketing baggies, standing around waiting for dogs to pee, standing around waiting for dogs to poop,** scooping poop, & disposing of poop baggie) : (time spent running) = 2:1.

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* Despite the fact that my shoes tie like this:

I’m only sorry they didn’t have shoes like this when I was a kid as it took me an unnaturally long time to learn to tie my shoes.  Perhaps my mother can supply the photographic evidence of my entire nursery school lined up to say the pledge of allegiance, with me in my stocking feet.

** This occupies at least as much time as running does, because Saguaro insists on conducting a full olfactographic*** survey of a wide radius of space, and practice-crouching up to ten times before locating the precise right spot.  There is nothing that can be done to speed this up, and in fact I have to restrain Chinook from interrupting the maestro at work, or it will take even longer.

*** That is TOO a word.  I googled it.  Most of the results involved male sea lampreys.  Yes, Saguaro is just that weird.