Predictable David v. Goliath lawsuit: 1
Screaming harpy lesbian law partners: 2
Tragically evil disabled characters: 2
Tragic accommodations required by tragically evil disabled characters: 2
Prostitute with a heart of gold: 1
Prostitute with a heart of gold actually named “Gold”: 1
Hilariously accurate deposition objections: check.
Hilariously inaccurate trial procedure: check.
Major unresolved plot points: 2
Fat paralegal relegated to storage locker to review documents: 1
Percentage of women who are not the fat paralegal who are rail thin: 100
Awkward references to size of fat paralegal: 1
Opportunities for Billy Bob Thornton to shamblingly, self-depricatingly mansplain the shit out of everyone: pervasive.
Billy Bob Thornton’s accent when he does this: adorably but inexplicably Southern.
Missed opportunity for climactic cross-examination scene between BBT and tragically disabled former law partner that might have redeemed the show: 1
Overall grade: C-