Here at Fox & Robertson World Headquarters, we’ve spent a lot of time figuring out how not to travel. I could list all the reasons but let’s face it, travel sucks. And travel sucks worse in a power wheelchair than just ordinary suckdom. “I’m sorry sir, we left your wheelchair on the runway in San Francisco; it will be here on the next plane.” etc etc. I’m pretty sure Tim at least got some serious drink vouchers out of that one.
But the good news is: the results of our extensive anti-travel research can save the world from the TSA gropers … and hours of family tedium too. I present: the video conference Thanksgiving!
This is how we do depositions now; why not family dinners? Instead of schlepping through airports and spending money on hotels just to ask some clown a couple of questions under oath, we drive 10 minutes to Hunter & Geist where our buddy Dan sets us up in front of a video monitor with all sorts of fun remotes to play with. In addition to not traveling, and being back home by dinner, this system offers a number of other advantages, like only having to dress up from the waist up. (I do recommend *dressing* from the waist down, but you only need to wear a suit from the waist up.)
With this same technology, you can enjoy a happy Thanksgiving with your loved ones from around the country without anyone having to travel:
But here’s my favorite feature: