I am not, repeat not, a biblical scholar. In fact, my sum total of Bible-reading consists of (1) Christmas with the in-laws,* and (2) being stuck in a hotel room without a novel to read myself to sleep. I do feel qualified to opine on fast food chicken, though, because I love junk food. The best fast-food chicken is — objectively and indisputably — Popeye’s. Why? Grease and flavor. Sure the Colonel’s chicken is good because it is thoroughly battered and bathed in grease. But Popeye’s has that plus a tasty, spicy flavor that puts it over the top. All this is to say that my total boycott of Chick-Fil-A** for their hate-based policies will have precisely zero effect on their bottom line.
This woman, however, sounds like she could require an extra line on their next annual report. Plus she knows her Bible.
The long and short of it– on 8/1 (the day Mike Huckabee wants Chick-Fil-A supporters to patronize the restaurant) go to Chick-Fil-A. Ask for a large water and nothing else. See if they adhere to Proverbs 25:21[***] and give it to you. If they do, yay! You took a few cents from their hate fund! If they don’t, well…I guess they’re proving their principals aren’t so “biblical.”
My favorite comment was:
The point is CHRISTIANS are ONLY under the NT not the OT! So her point was invalid on bringing up the OT when that law was abolished 2,000+ years ago.
So, I’m confused: the Ten Commandments don’t apply to Christians? That actually explains a lot, for example, the fact that the murder rate and the rate of both divorce and teen (presumably out-of-wedlock) birth is higher in more conservative states. Scholars have attributed the latter to economic, historical, and other scholarly factors, but perhaps it’s simply that God repealed the Ten Commandments and the Blue States didn’t get the memo.
Balloon Juice also had this excellent photo:
Though again, for the record, KFC is only the second-best batter-dipped, grease-soaked chicken. Popeye’s is the way to go.
* Sorry, guys, but you knew I was a heathen**** when I started dating Tim.
** When I first saw a Chick-Fil-A sign sometime in the 80s or 90s, I seriously thought it was pronounced “chick filla” — rhymes with Godzilla — because I could not believe anyone would be so backward as to be unable to say or spell “filet.”
*** “If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink”
**** OK, not total heathen. I’ve summarized/made light of my own religious views elsewhere on the blog.