Am I the last one to notice that Woolrich doesn’t just sell plaid shirts and chinos, but clothing specially designed for concealed carry?* I get that the world needs hunting clothes: if you’re going to stalk Bambi through the north woods, you probably ought to layer up. But concealed carry is about being prepared to take down your fellow human, stealthily. That is, there is nothing remotely inoffensive about this. The website is not subtle:
Indeed, the “Elite Concealed Carry Chinos” — so not kidding! — have these specifications:
I’m thinking the “discreet carry options” make the “reinforced crotch” an important feature, lest the amateur concealed carrier shoot his or her balls off. And when you’re through sowing deadly mayhem, you can just toss them in the washer!
I’m making stupid jokes about this, but it’s really not funny. We’ve reached the point in our armed society where a major clothing retailer markets “tactical” attire for sneaking firearms into ordinary public settings. The suburban dad in chinos at the movie theater or shopping mall may be concealing a Glock. Also, the mass killer in chinos, indistinguishable from the suburban dad.
* A bit of post-blog research reveals that the New York Times wrote about this back in April. It only came to my attention because we get their catalog** and I was just about to order a couple of pairs of $6 fuzzy socks when I noticed the concealed carry category.
** Yes our taste in clothing is THAT bad.