Yet another photo dump

That periodic post in which I gather all the photos since the last dump that are entertaining but not really worth an entire post.

Targeted email fail?  Or maybe very accurate, based on the pallets of manure I have to lift in responding to opposing counsel!

Image:  an email from "Forklift Deals," with the re: line "Bid forklifts for sale now."  The body has a photo of a forklift with the text, "Save Big Bucks on Used Forklifts."

When dudebros hit the farmer’s market.

Image: Jar with label "Miso Horny."

Two from the “glad we cleared that up” department, starting with the helpful MS Word gnomes:

Image:  snip from MS Word's print menu including an icon of a printer, and a box called "Setting" which says "Print all pages" and below that, "The whole thing."  Off to the side, I have inserted a text box with an arrow saying "Glad we cleared that up!"

and Weather Underground:

Image:  snip from a weather app, that says 2.7 degrees F; feels like 3 degrees F.

I saw a link in Lifehacker to a logo generator, withoomph.com and thought I’d give it a try for CREEC.  Our full name is too long, so I typed in the abbreviation and the description “civil rights non-profit.”  I wonder what they think we’re up to?   But it is sort of badass!

Image:  the word "CREEC" with a pair of rifles cross above it.

The next two are Signs You Know You’re Not Inside The Beltway Anymore, Toto.  From the National Western Complex where the DeafNation expo took place this year:

Image:  Sign affixed to a cinderblock wall that reads, "WARNING  Under Colorado law, an equine professional is not liable for an injury to or the death of a participant in equine activities resulting from the inherent risks of equine activities pursuant to Section 13-21-119 Colorado Revised Statutes. "

This one is posted along the alley a block south of our house, in residential Denver.  But you just never know when you’ll need a cattle raiser, and now I know where to find one!

Image:  Wooden fence with a sign reading "Member Texas & Southwestern Cattle Raisers Ass'n Inc.  POSTED.

I have no clue what moustache swag is but I have no doubt it can lead to good times!

Image: large commercial sign reading "hair cuts.  hair products.  moustache swag. hair curios. good times."

From the silent auction of a local criminal justice reform non-profit. Very cozy!

Image:  photo of a sign reading, "A cold night in:  Cold, cozy nights, warm blankets, hot chocolate, and Angela Davis.  Contents:  "Are Prisons Obsolete?" written and signed by Angela Davis; hot cocoa mix; 2 mugs; marshmallows; cocomotion hot cocoa maker; 2 table candles; soft throw blanket.

Next, a couple of law nerd items.  Who knew there was a reference book for zingers . . .

Image:  Advertisement for a law book with the tag line, "Need a Zinger for Court?"  The book is called  "Uncle Anthony's Unabridged Analogies."

. . . and that standing could be as simple as buying the right clothes:

Image:  A man and a woman in a clothing ad with the legend, Kenneth Cole:  Improve your Standing.  Shop our modern clothing, shoes and accessories.

Finally, I have very very bad stapler karma.  Do staplers fail for other people at a rate over 50%?  This was one recent attempt:

Image:  close up photo of 3 or 4 badly mangled staples all attempting to occupy the same staple-space in the corner of a document.

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