Yesterday we demonstrated that Justice Roberts’s grasp of the Constitution was sort of tenuous, in that he seemed to think that the right to due process and equal protection had to be put to popular vote.
Today, thanks to the intrepid frustrated anthropology majors at the Washington Post, we can examine Justice Roberts’s grasp of that subject.
Justice Roberts’s dissent in the marriage equality case provided examples of long-standing, widespread history of
sanctimonous sanctified man/woman marriages, harrumphing that, with the Obergefell decision,
the Court invalidates the marriage laws of more than half the States and orders the transformation of a social institution that has formed the basis of human society for millennia, for the Kalahari Bushmen and the Han Chinese, the Carthaginians and the Aztecs. Just who do we think we are?
Before we get to anthropology, I’ll visit the last question quickly: I hope you think you’re Supreme Court justices, because that’s what we’re paying you to be. In that case, again Con Law 101, you get to “say what the law is.” Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. 137, 177 (1803).
But the WaPo had some fun with Roberts’s reference to the Kalahari, the Chinese, the Carthaginians, and the Aztecs. Read the whole article, but here are some highlights:
- Kalahari Bushman apparently had “polygamous households where lesbianism was common.”
- During the Han dynasty in China, “homosexuality was rife” and almost all of the emperors apparently “had same-sex lovers.”*
- According to at least one right-wing Italian scholar, Carthage “was a paradise for homosexuals.”
- In Aztec law and custom, marriage could be “conditional” and “[p]olygamy and concubines were permitted.”** And then there’s “the whole human sacrifice thing,” not directly related to the gender of people permitted to marry, but a cautionary note on taking legal advice from ancient cultures.
All of the justices have law clerks, who are all the biggest nerds from each Ivy League law school class each year. Justice Roberts’s clerks couldn’t find examples that were not deflatable by a couple of minutes of Google research by a WaPo intern?
* Possibly Justice Roberts was comparing the Han Chinese to American government of the the Republican variety, where conservative lawmakers inveigh against marriage equality while keeping gay lovers or picking up guys in airport bathrooms.
** Again, Roberts may have been thinking of the subset of Republican marital values embodied by GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump.