Goliath: A ThoughtSnax TV Review

Predictable David v. Goliath lawsuit:  1

Screaming harpy lesbian law partners: 2

Tragically evil disabled characters:  2

Tragic accommodations required by tragically evil disabled characters:  2

Prostitute with a heart of gold: 1

Prostitute with a heart of gold actually named “Gold”:  1

Hilariously accurate deposition objections:  check.

Hilariously inaccurate trial procedure:  check.

Major unresolved plot points:  2

Fat paralegal relegated to storage locker to review documents:  1

Percentage of women who are not the fat paralegal who are rail thin:  100

Awkward references to size of fat paralegal:  1

Opportunities for Billy Bob Thornton to shamblingly, self-depricatingly mansplain the shit out of everyone:  pervasive.

Billy Bob Thornton’s accent when he does this:  adorably but inexplicably Southern.

Missed opportunity for climactic cross-examination scene between BBT and tragically disabled former law partner that might have redeemed the show:  1

Overall grade:  C-

 

2 thoughts on “Goliath: A ThoughtSnax TV Review

  1. Lao Bao

    It sounds like someone’s diet is missing the natural mellowing agents found in ketchup. Might I suggest a little less of the single malt and a bit more of the Heinz . .

    Sincerely
    A friend

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