Thank you for your email. Unfortunately, I will be unavailable from July 19, 2019 until July 19, 3019. I am busy, grumpy, and antisocial. If you are emailing for any of the following reasons, do not expect a reply before our sun goes supernova: picking my brain, having a networking coffee, or asking me which provision of the ADA regulations applies to your case before you have even checked Westlaw. If you are asking me to tell you which provision of the ADA regulations applies to your case but you have previously told me you “don’t believe in lawsuits,” please close the email and go fuck yourself. The following emails may be returned with reasonable promptness: close friends offering to listen to me whine about my cases; offers to buy me beer and/or dumplings; and Mom.