Brock Turner raped an unconscious woman. He got a six-month sentence. That’s enough white privilege right there: how many people of color are serving 5- and 10-year sentences for non-violent crimes? Actually, how many working class people? How many stoners of all colors?
That wasn’t enough, though. With the lowest sense of self-awareness outside the Trump campaign, Turner’s father argued in a letter to the Court that
incarceration [was] not the appropriate punishment for Brock [because it would be] a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20 plus years of life.
Seriously? Let’s count up the other crimes that can be committed in under 20 minutes that will still get you a significant sentence. Stealing a car? Burgling a house? Hell, you can kill someone in less then 20 minutes — a gunshot takes under one second. Who will stand up at the next murder trial to argue that life in prison is a steep price to pay for 0.20 of a second out of 20 plus years of life?
The letter goes on to parody itself by complaining that Brock no longer enjoys eating “big ribeye steak[s]” . . . or “his favorite snack.” Seriously? We have represented a class of inmates in solitary confinement. They are no longer enjoying ribeyes with their dads. Shall we calculate how long their crimes took and let them out?
I have no words. OK, maybe a few.
Note the warning at the beginning. Nevertheless, countdown to FoxNews meltdown in 3, 2, 1….
I just had to link to this excellent explanation of privilege. Most of the time when you say something like “nondisabled straight white men are privileged,” you are either accused of being accusatory, accused of overlooking millions of poor nondisabled straight white men, or accused of overlooking affirmative action. John Scalzi explains that being a NSWM is like playing a role playing game on the lowest difficulty setting. Note: I play precisely zero role-play games, but the wonderfully-written extended metaphor is very accessible.
Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
His follow-up post responding to comments and criticism is good too, as is his post ridiculing some of the stupid and/or assaholic comments. From his comment on comments:
2. Your metaphor/analogy is good, except for [insert thing that commenter finds not good about the metaphor/analogy]
Well, yes. Metaphors are not perfect; it’s why they’re metaphors and not the thing the metaphor describes.
What’s even cooler about this post for me is that it introduced me to his blog, Whatever, and I now have the delightful adventure of reading through 15 years (!) of entertaining writing.