… presented through the medium of bathroom-stall advertising.

A bed (“Best in Boulder”), emergency contraception (“Accidents happen – but there is no need to panic”) or Denver Christian Schools (“the perfect place for your five tow-headed children”).  OK, I invented the last tag line, but you gotta love the juxtaposition of the bed, Plan B, and, um, Plan C.

This is an actual bathroom advertisement at The Pioneer Bar.   OK, it’s a total college bar, but if you avoid times that it’s full of college students, and go when it’s sunny so you won’t be exposed to the cheesy decor and can enjoy a pleasant patio, a good margarita, and freaking excellent quesadillas.  Also highly recommend the steak fajitas.  In other words, a great place to goof off.