Tag Archives: lawyers

Why People Hate Lawyers: CLE on “Making Your Client Judgment-Proof”

Making Your Client Judgment-Proof CLE – Telephonic Seminar – Final Call for Savings – The Rossdale Group, LLC – A National Leader in Attorney Education.

this program will teach you everything you need to know about protecting your assets from plaintiffs and creditors. We’ll cover specific planning strategies and solutions, including planning with business entities, and domestic and foreign trusts, gifting and sale techniques. Specific emphasis will be placed on making clients appear judgment proof (i.e., no visible assets). Our distinguished seminar faculty will cover specific approaches and solutions, including the most effective tactics, best practices, and the cutting-edge strategies to best advantage your client.

You’ll learn various ways, from the very simply to the very sophisticated, to protect and hide specific assets common to all clients: houses, bank and brokerage accounts, rental real estate, businesses and professional practices and retirement plans. Course materials will serve as a treatise on asset protection as well as an exhaustive reference source for many of your planning needs and will outline and diagram the discussed planning techniques and structures. The nationally recognized instructors will share many real life case histories and anecdotes that will readily illustrate the effectiveness of various structures. Register today to learn the most effective strategies and latest law in asset protection with the titans.

Not The Onion.  I swear.

 

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be lawyers.

From a recent deposition.  “OC” is “opposing counsel.”

McSwain subpoena

To experience this enlightening bit of human interaction, I flew to San Francisco, stayed overnight, met with my expert, sat through an hour and a half deposition of which this exchange was actually one of the more productive, and flew home.

It was well worth the trip, though, because I got to hang with Silas and Lorenzo and their awesome parents.   Drawing!  Giggling!  Home-made pizza!  Law gossip!