Last week, our sweet little puppy, Holly,
hunted down, killed, and partially consumed a bird. So while that photo may look cute, it’s really a MUG SHOT. This has predictably caused stomach problems of the kind that has me running after her with a roll of paper towels and a bottle of Nature’s Miracle.* The problems became serious enough by yesterday (I’ll spare you why) that we took her to the vet, who asked, “how long has it been since her dietary indiscretion?”
Which means, apparently, “how long since she ate weird shit.”
But I love the new terminology! Here, I’ll use it in a sentence: “No, I didn’t eat the entire bag of potato chips. I merely committed a dietary indiscretion.”
The term could be especially useful for Tim, who regularly commits dietary indiscretions by pouring A1 sauce — often followed by hot sauce and salad dressing — on random food: pasta; salad; cereal. (Love you!)
So while few of us are indiscreet enough to prey on innocent but apparently disease-ridden birds, I thought the term was useful enough to escape its veterinary origins for wider application.
Holly is now on the mend on antibiotics and a “bland diet” which is vet-speak for “foul-smelling glop in a can.”**
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* While this may sound like something that cures cancer or allows humans to fly, it is in fact just a cleaning fluid that removes dog poop stains and odors, which is, indeed, sort of miraculous when you have a puppy.
** Originally typo-ed “fowl,” which would send Holly all the wrong messages in this situation!
Thought Snax 