Tag Archives: Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

This is why I never read comments on news stories

On Friday, the judge in our case against Hollister stores and their inaccessible front entrances ordered that the violations be remedied within three years.

Red Alert Politics — “an online publication written by and for young conservatives” — gave the case a straightforward, factual write-up.  There are two comments.  The first is I guess a typical conservative response:  it’s their store; they can do what they want.  Not respectful; not even legal; but plain vanilla conservative.

The second comment was this, by someone designated with a little star as a “Top Commenter”:

yeah well obama is all about controlling and lying…he’ll cost anyone money he can, direct the DOJ to infringe on multiple constitutional rights and keep doing it…

think about this, any speech charge, using what you say in court against you – is against the first amendment, that is saying that you’re freedom is speech can be used against you – that’s a law to the contrary, or the second ammendment – you have the right to keep and bear arms….

article 6 is the supremacy clause and the oath that judicial branches, judges, senators, congressmen, even the president takes….

any charge for a speech or a gun is unconstitutional — ever wonder why when they charge people with murder charges, the gun NEVER EVER comes up? lawyers of that caliber would shit on it….just like america needs to shit on obama, and carry guns, and exercise their god given rights, that their ancestors fought to ensure were protected.

So in response to the fact that Hollister stores will be required to fix their raised front entrances to make them accessible to customers in wheelchairs, we are supposed to “shit on obama and carry guns.”  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present:  Conservative Logic and Spelling 101.

 

Constitutional originalism for the unbuff

Scalia Suggests ‘Hand-Held Rocket Launchers’ Are Protected Under Second Amendment | ThinkProgress.

Can you guess why Scalia suggests hand-held rocket launchers are protected under the Second Amendment?  Because you can “bear” them.  That is, you can, theoretically, lift them onto your shoulder.  So for this reason, “it does not apply to cannons.”  I swear this is not The Onion.  Seriously, folks, if we’re going for originalism, we can’t stop with the bright line between hand-held rocket launchers and cannons.  Clearly your Second Amendment rights, per Scalia, are calibrated to the amount of weight you can bench press.  Clearly this guy’s

http://www.theworldsstrongestman.com/uncategorized/wsm-experience-finland-results/

constitutional rights are greater than mine, given that I’m not sure I could heft a Saturday Night Special.  But this, too, is flawed as originalism goes because at the time the Second Amendment was drafted, wasn’t the average body size smaller?  Shouldn’t we all be limited to the weapons that the average late 18th Century constitution-drafter could heft?  And if “bear” means only what it meant in 1781, how can freedom of the “press” apply to the internet?