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About Amy Farr Robertson

Civil Rights Lawyer. Dog Lover. Smartass.

Like renting a Ferrari to a teenager.

We’re headed to Vegas on vacation for the next few days.  While Tim is funding our next project at the poker tables, I’m going to take off for Red Rock Canyon with a camera.  Just for the heck of it, I rented a lens:

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This is waaaaayyyyy too powerful a lens for my photographic abilities, not to mention that

  • It weighs one (1) ton;*
  • It costs $2,500.**

The autofocus makes a sound not unlike a concrete mixer and it arrived at our office in this:

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which has had me humming the Get Smart*** theme song ever since.  Given the weight and the price, it’s pretty unlikely I’ll ever buy it, but it cost about $150 to rent for the weekend, and I’m hoping will generate some awesome photos.  At the very least, I’ll look like a badass photographer — or a seriously overcompensating dude.

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* Approximate weight.

** OK, OK, $2,499.

*** If you’re over 45, you did not need to click the link to know what I’m talking about, and you may not be able to get the tune out of your head for the next few days.  You’re welcome.

El Diablo closed. Donate to CCDC. QED.

This may be the strangest charitable donation request you’ve ever gotten.  I’m asking you to donate to the Colorado Cross-Disability Coalition because the El Diablo restaurant closed.*

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Huh?

CCDC’s legal team of Kevin Williams and Andrew Montoya represented CCDC and several Mexican food enthusiasts who use wheelchairs in challenging the fact that the owners of El Diablo took an accessible space — in, btw, a beautiful old building in a booming neighborhood — and turned it into a largely inaccessible restaurant by adding raised areas that were not originally there.

Two years, summary judgment for plaintiffs, and a couple hundred thousand in legal fees later — just at the point where the judge was about to order El Diablo to restore accessibility — the city shut it down for (unrelated) code violations.  It reopened, reshut, reopened, reshut, declared bankruptcy, reopened, and — after the latest violation notice from the city — closed for good.

Bottom line:  CCDC spent a lot of attorney time on this case, won the case on summary judgment, and will not see a dime in attorneys’ fees.  Please join us in contributing to CCDC.**

If you’ve heard enough, just click on through to the donation page and send them some cash.  If you want to know more about this case, here are some links:

  • More snarky commentary about the defense counsel’s accusation that alleging discrimination when an accessible space is rendered inaccessible constitutes defamation.

This part of the ADA — requiring businesses to be accessible — has no damages remedy.  The only way lawyers can bring these cases is because the ADA makes defendants pay the plaintiffs’ attorneys’ fees when they lose.  But lawyers like the great team at CCDC always work under the threat that they’ll spend years on a case — and achieve excellent legal results — only to have it disappear.  That happened here.

Please support CCDC’s excellent legal work.  Thanks!

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* This photo is actually from January, but it’s more dramatic than anything I could find for the Final Shut Down.

** If you’re not comfortable with the online donation site — which seems highly unlikely if you’re reading a cutting edge blog like this one! — you can send a check to CCDC at 655 Broadway, Suite 775, Denver, Colorado 80203.

One of these is not like the other.

Apparently it’s OK to shoot your sibling or get plastered and shoot your hunting buddy, but not to have a curious and experimental mind.  (I did enjoy the “category” assigned the first article by the Miami New Times.)

 

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Remembering Chinook

We said goodbye to our sweet Chinook a couple of weeks ago.  Herewith a couple (OK a ton) of photos.

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We tried, for a very short time, to train him as a service dog.  The failure of that project was a reflection only on us.  Well, and you can sort of sense his attitude in this picture.

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He loved to swim:

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Swimming

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He loved to roll:

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His human friends:

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His canine friends (the first one is actually his dad!):

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And of course his best friend:

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Yin & yang

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From our holiday card a few years ago; truly sums up their personalities!

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Another report from the frontlines of Stupid Lawyer Tricks.

My awesome co-counsel and all-around cool person Carrie Lucas was taking the deposition of our opponent’s expert.  Opposing counsel was objecting to pretty much every question, which was getting tiresome not to mention sort of coachy.  Carrie decided to call him on it.  Take it away, Carrie!

(BY MS. LUCAS)  [Reads verbatim from expert’s opinion about a document in the case.] Do you know which document that is?

[OPPOSING COUNSEL]:  Objection, beyond the scope and compound.

MS. LUCAS:  I’m trying to understand how this is beyond your scope, Mr. [Opposing Counsel], given that I just quoted from her report.  So can you please explain that objection so that I have an opportunity to try to fix it, given that I quoted from her report?

[OPPOSING COUNSEL]:  I’ll withdraw the objection.

MS. LUCAS:  Thank you.

[OPPOSING COUNSEL]:  Actually, I’ll withdraw the beyond the scope.  It’s still vague and compound.

MS. LUCAS:  While she’s looking, if you could help me out on the vague objection, because I’m also not understanding how asking her to identify the document that supports her position is vague.

[OPPOSING COUNSEL]:  It’s vague in that it’s compound.  You’re asking her to look for the document to support her position for at least two or three different compositions.

MS. LUCAS:  That would be a compound objection, not a vague objection, but I am happy to have all of the parts, if she can find any document that will support any of that.

Unfortunately, TextMap does not have an annotation option for “snorted my seltzer into the keyboard while reviewing.”

Photo dump from the Droid

Random cellphone photos that entertain me without actually being worthy of an entire blog post.

Let’s hear it for the First Amendment:

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Do these people know about revisions to the rules of professional conduct permitting brand names for law firms?

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We love The Belvedere where you can get pierogis and they have a beer named after an astronomer!

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So you can feel like a true carnivore when you eat your hamburger:

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Stay on the sofa or get off the sofa — it’s so hard to decide!

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In the DU Law School café.  Kids today have it so easy!

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A neighborhood bar offers a bit of advanced wine-pouring guidance:

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And finally, as a passionate avocado fan, I am always sort of annoyed that the Safeway thinks I need subtitles to figure out which avocado is ripe.

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We love our [office] ‘hood

The neighborhood around our office won Westword’s Best Neighborhood Shopping District – 2013!  We are unintentionally hip!

I was also very pleased to see that East Asia Garden won Best Chinese Restaurant.  First of all, it’s an encouraging sign of Denver’s maturing food tastes that they’ve stopped giving the award to The Imperial, where white table cloths and fancy décor distract mainstream dining Denver from the gloppy, tasteless, Americanized food.

But more than that, East Asia Garden has some seriously badassly keepin it real Chinese dishes.  Like

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and

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and the best damn dumplings in Denver.

Update – I don’t even understand the grammar of this poster, yet since it’s in our office ‘hood, I am hip by association.  Um, right?

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Groundhog Day in the Taco Bell case

Remember the movie Groundhog Day, when Bill Murray wakes up every morning and has to relive the same day?  That’s what it’s like to litigate our case against Taco Bell.  For example, Taco Bell has argued in three different motions — in 2007, 2009, and 2011 — that our case is moot.  The court rejected the argument each time, but I’m guessing that won’t prevent them from making the same argument again.

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The latest example is Taco Bell’s argument that, because our complaint listed only a handful of the barriers at issue, they have no idea — ten years into the litigation — what the case is about.

When they made this precise argument two years ago, we pointed out the many opportunities they had had to learn about the barriers at issue, including:

  • The plaintiffs’ 2003 depositions;
  • The plaintiffs’ 2003 declarations, filed with the Court;
  • The 2005-2006 comprehensive, collaborative, court-sanctioned, survey in which a jointly-selected expert visited all of the stores and reported to both parties the barriers he found.  (Spoiler alert:  there were a lot of barriers!); and
  • The 2010 list of barriers we prepared and filed with the Court.
    • Despite this wealth of information, Taco Bell’s 2011 brief claimed dramatically that

Taco Bell was forced to literally guess as to the precise nature of the alleged barriers that plaintiffs intended to challenge.

Literally guess?  Literally* guess?

In response, the Court held:

For [Taco Bell] to argue . . . that it was not placed on notice of the claimed violations because not all the barriers were listed in the [complaint], is to elevate form over substance.

Moeller v. Taco Bell Corp., 816 F. Supp. 2d 831, 852 (N.D. Cal. 2011).

But when we woke up on March 5, 2013, and found Taco Bell’s latest motion in our inboxes — claiming it was not “on notice” concerning the barriers in the case — well:

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So we have once again explained all of the opportunities that an observant attorney has had to perceive the barriers at issue, that is, all of the bullet points above along with a second round of plaintiffs’ depositions.

Any guesses when we’ll all stop waking up at 6:00 on February 2 and find redemption in the arms of Andie MacDowell or perhaps behind the wheel with Punxsutawney Phil?

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* I’m thinking this calls for a quick rendition of “I do not think that word means what you think it means.”  On the other hand, it is possible that Taco Bell’s attorneys had simply never read these documents and were, in fact, literally guessing.

Denver Post or The Onion: it’s hard to tell

One of my favorite Onion headlines is

Stereotypes Are a Real Time-Saver

I’m a busy guy. And, while I’d love to, I don’t have the time to get to know every person I encounter in the course of my daily life. So thank goodness I have a handy little device at my disposal that helps me know how to deal with just about anyone I come across: stereotypes. Yes, stereotypes are a real time-saver!

The Denver Post appears to have borrowed this crucial piece of wisdom to guide its journalistic standards.  In reporting the tragic death of Tom Clements, the Executive Director of the Colorado Department of Corrections, the Post added the following pieces of gratuitous, unsupported, speculation to its initial reports:

Clements’ death occurred a week after he denied a request by a Saudi national, Homaidan al-Turki, to serve out the remainder of a Colorado prison sentence in Saudi Arabia.

The article goes on for three paragraphs to describe the al-Turki case — citing no evidence outside the chronology to connect it to Clements’s murder — but does not offer any further gratuitous, unsupported, speculation concerning other individuals of, say, other races or affiliations.
Colorado corrections officials are investigating whether a paroled white-supremacist prison-gang member at the center of the investigation into the execution-style slaying of state prison chief Tom Clements was ordered by the gang to do a “hit,” a source told The Denver Post on Thursday.
No time, funding, or balls for real reporting?  Stereotypes are a real time-saver!
[Updated to note dates of DP articles.]