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About Amy Farr Robertson

Civil Rights Lawyer. Dog Lover. Smartass.

Random Vegas Observations

There is an amazing variety of people in Las Vegas:  young; old; fat; thin; rich; poor; barely-clad; wildly overdressed; fancy; schleppy; drunk; sober.

Middle-aged ladies in Bryn Walker linen and Børn* sandals are, as a general matter, not one of those categories.  At my age, I would  fit in better in either (1) dyed-brown  helmet-hair and Talbots; or (2) a dyed-blonde bouffant and stretch capris.

Corollary:  I can’t go shopping in Vegas because casino shops generally don’t have Bryn Walker,  Børn, Lands End, LL Bean, or Best Buy.

New business plan:  The Introvert Hotel and Spa.  Next door to — but separated by weapons-grade soundproofing from — an ordinary casino, the IHS will feature quiet, sunny, reading areas with quiet waitstaff quietly bringing you umbrella drinks and quiet spa facilities where quiet massage therapists deliver relaxing, yet quiet, massages.  Projected client base:  nerdy introverted spouses of nerdy introverted poker players.

Related observation:  MGM moved its poker room from the former, centrally-located, area next to what I think was a strip bar with a limited playlist of brain-liquifying techno music, to a side area that was quieter than the entire rest of the casino.  Perhaps the MGM has realized that poker players are different from the rest of their slot-playing, beer-bong-toting, bachelor-party-reveling patrons.

Unrelated observation:  Who on God’s green earth brings their infants and toddlers to Vegas? It can’t possibly be fun for either the kids or the parents.

Lobster corn dogs: just the wrong amount of wrong.

Gatorade looks awesome in a wine glass:

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* Yes, I enjoyed finding the “ø” in WordPress, but then you knew that.

Vegas at Sunrise

The views from  our hotel at sunrise:

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And we really enjoyed a small oasis of beautiful music amidst the mayhem.

 

{A female cellist with cello and a male violinist with violin on a pedestrian bridge over a street in Las Vegas; the background full of neon signs and traffic.}

Yes, we tipped them, both for the music and for the photo opportunity.

Creationists Complain Tyson’s ‘Cosmos’ Isn’t Giving Them Airtime

Creationists Complain Neil deGrasse Tyson’s ‘Cosmos’ Isn’t Giving Them Airtime.

Also not featured on “Cosmos”:

  1. The Earth is flat.
  2. The sun revolves around the earth.
  3. The Earth is sitting on the back of a giant turtle.
  4. Life emerged from a giant hollow reed growing from the first world into the second world, which at the time was already occupied by Cat People.
  5. An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe “after drinking heavily”.

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By the way, #4 comes from the site www.bigmyth.com which has awesome animations of some of the world’s creation stories.

More puppy pictures.

I’m giving up trying to generate interesting prose and just turning the blog over to Holly!

Holly x 4

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And big brother Saguaro with his favorite tennis ball.

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Funny Girl!

We registered Holly with the American Kennel Club.  When you register a dog with the AKC, you can’t just register her as Holly, or even Holly Fox, or Holly Robertson.  We learned this a long time ago, when we decided to register our childhood dogs.  When we attempted to register Jenny

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the AKC would not accept “Jenny” as a name.  So Jenny became “Jennifer of Little Falls.”  (We lived on Little Falls Road.)  When our next dog came along, Tasha*

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became “Lady’s Natasha Samsonova.”  (Her mother was Lady, her father was Sam, and Mom had a master’s in Russian lit.)

When we got Chinook and Saguaro, we got all the papers to register them, but never got around to it, so they were just plain old Chinook and Saguaro.

We got Holly from the same wonderful breeder, Linda Francis, who asked us this time to please register Holly for reasons related to the fact that Linda is now a Breeder of Merit with the AKC.  And since Linda has brought such immeasurable joy into our lives, we would do almost anything for her.  She also suggested that since Holly was one of a litter of 10 girl puppies, the litter theme was “girls.”  “Holly” will be her “call name,” but she’d need a registered name that includes the word “girl;” it would go with the name of Linda’s kennel, Fly’n Hi.  We thought of and rejected a couple. Riot Grrls seemed appropriately transgressive, but turned out (upon Googling) to be sort of dark.  We had settled on Mighty Girl, which seemed cool but sort of obscure, when I realized that I was spontaneously calling her by what would become her AKC name:

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So, everybody, meet  Fly’n Hi Funny Girl, a/k/a Holly:

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* Yes, I have better photos of Tasha, but I thought the Impeach Nixon hat was a classic!

Holly’s friends, admirers, and paparazzi.

Saying goodbye to her first human friend, Linda:

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Meeting all her new human friends:

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And some new canine friends:

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Holly even has paparazzi:

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A star just can’t get any privacy!

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Puppy Keep-Away

Saguaro spent a couple of days being a very grumpy old man about the introduction of a new puppy into our family.  He’s adjusting, though, and they now play a very cute game of puppy keep-away:

Welcome, Holly!

Our new puppy came home yesterday!  I was going to blog about it, but we’ve been up since the 3:30 a.m. trip to the backyard, so here are a couple of photos while I nap:

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Though this was taken a few days before Holly arrived, it accurately reflects Saguaro’s views of recent developments:

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Fox News: Random Word Generator

Fox Freaks Out Over CVS Ending Sales Of Tobacco | Blog | Media Matters for America.

On Fox’s The Real Story, host Gretchen Carlson approached the CVS decision with suspicion and a remarkably uninformed premise, asking, “Is it OK legally … to restrict tobacco availability in a private store like this?” She questioned her guests as to whether they would continue shopping at CVS and observed that, “For people who smoke, you know, they have a right to buy cigarettes. It’s not illegal.”

So a private company makes a business decision that liberals — and specifically President Obama —  think is a good idea, and suddenly it’s not clear to Fox News whether it’s OK.  What’s the alternative:  requiring CVS to sell its quota of tobacco to meet the current five-year plan?

The GOP is supposed to be the party of private enterprise.   Then CVS makes an inventory decision, or Costco makes a salary decision, or Coca-Cola makes a marketing decision, or Obamacare makes it easier to quit your job and start a new small business (or stay home with your kids), and the right rejects these monumentally pro-business moves for the simple reason that the left likes them.

Today’s Republican party is not the party of private enterprise.  It’s the party of anger.  Knee-jerk anger.  I guess its chances of long-term success depend not so much on policies or demographics, but on the ability to sustain content-free anger.