Category Archives: My Life

Photo dump from the Droid

Random cellphone photos that entertain me without actually being worthy of an entire blog post.

Let’s hear it for the First Amendment:

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Do these people know about revisions to the rules of professional conduct permitting brand names for law firms?

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We love The Belvedere where you can get pierogis and they have a beer named after an astronomer!

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So you can feel like a true carnivore when you eat your hamburger:

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Stay on the sofa or get off the sofa — it’s so hard to decide!

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In the DU Law School café.  Kids today have it so easy!

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A neighborhood bar offers a bit of advanced wine-pouring guidance:

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And finally, as a passionate avocado fan, I am always sort of annoyed that the Safeway thinks I need subtitles to figure out which avocado is ripe.

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We love our [office] ‘hood

The neighborhood around our office won Westword’s Best Neighborhood Shopping District – 2013!  We are unintentionally hip!

I was also very pleased to see that East Asia Garden won Best Chinese Restaurant.  First of all, it’s an encouraging sign of Denver’s maturing food tastes that they’ve stopped giving the award to The Imperial, where white table cloths and fancy décor distract mainstream dining Denver from the gloppy, tasteless, Americanized food.

But more than that, East Asia Garden has some seriously badassly keepin it real Chinese dishes.  Like

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and

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and the best damn dumplings in Denver.

Update – I don’t even understand the grammar of this poster, yet since it’s in our office ‘hood, I am hip by association.  Um, right?

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My father’s photo archive, part one of many.

I have finally started on the project of archiving and (selectively) scanning my father’s photographs.  He was an avid photographer, if by “avid” you mean “relentless.”  In a pre-digital age, when developing photos was costly and time-consuming, he would take massive numbers of similar photos.  I can’t remotely imagine what his archive would look like had he lived to own a digital camera.

His photos span his own teenage years in the late 40s and 50s to the years just preceding his passing in 1997.  From skinny ties

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to sideburns

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to grandfatherhood

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His equipment spanned the Minox to the Poloroid, but he really hit his stride in the disposable camera era.  I’m not sure he used a non-disposable camera after about 1990.

The organizing challenge is also more intense for more recent photos, that is, those taken after One Hour Photo began offering two-for-one prints.  Dad often got three- or even four-for-one, resulting in giant stacks of photos for each roll, or more frustrating, duplicate rolls scattered throughout the collection.

I should have taken a picture of the starting point:  three large (3’ x 3’ x 3’) boxes of unsorted photos — most stored in all of the variations on envelopes that developers used from the 40s to the 90s, but many loose photos and negatives as well.  I have now gone through all of the photos that remained in envelopes and more or less figured out their year or at least decade.  This process brought home the need for some sort of consistent way to organize them — and a search for what turns out to be a rare thing:  a no-frills way to store large numbers of photos.

Working hypothesis:  Damn you, scrapbookers!

A search for “photo envelopes” yielded sites willing to sell me heavy-duty envelopes just thick enough to mail one presumably very important photograph, but no envelopes sufficient to hold a roll of 36 (or 72 or 108) photos.  I moused around for a couple of days, and then hit our local Mike’s Camera to see if perhaps they sold in bulk the sort of envelopes you used to get your developed photos back in.*  They didn’t but the guy behind the counter recalled he’d purchased them in bulk back in the day when his store actually developed photos.  He had the name, no!, not the name, but he did have the 800 number.  And bless the internet, a search on the 800 number took me to the Mackay Mitchell Photopak company, which sells “print boxes,” 100 for $25.10, in two sizes.

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So, I figured, I had just been using the wrong term.  Clearly all I’d have to do would be to search on “print box” instead of “photo envelope” and I’d have a wide range of choices.  Not!  Here are typical results for “print box”:

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And here’s where I blame scrapbookers:  it is apparently no longer acceptable to store photos in cheap, plain, buy-in-bulk envelopes or thin cardboard boxes.  They have to be archived — no, make that “curated”** — in something cute, expensive, and space-consuming.

I placed my bulk order with Mackay Mitchell.

This post took a sort of unexpected Andy Rooney turn, so I’ll wait til the next to start posting some of my Dad’s more remarkable photos.

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* Yes, I did that grammar on purpose.  Grotesque but sorta cool, no?

** It will not surprise you to learn that I’m planning a post on the overuse of the word “curate,” which has escaped its home in the museum and wandered off to cover any set of two or more things that someone has chosen to put side by side for any reason in any medium.  For example, “I curated my eggs and toast this morning.”  See!  How awesome is that?!

8 ways not to sell me your IT product

  1. Refuse to answer a direct question about your product.
  2. Tell me you need to explain your company’s philosophy to me instead.
  3. Display stunning ignorance of legal software while attempting to fake knowledge of same. 
  4. Refuse to answer another direct question about your product. 
  5. Snort derisively when I tell you I use WordPerfect.
  6. Explain that the system we’re now outgrowing is “probably too much for a firm your size.” 
  7. Argue back when I attempt to explain what we need. 
  8. Refuse again to answer yet another direct question about your product, tell me you can’t send me anything in writing, and insist that we’ll need to meet again so that you can learn more about our current set-up — the one you just insinuated was stupid. 

The 88 Honda moves on.

Almost precisely 25 years to the day after I bought it, the 88 Honda is being adopted by our dear assistant Dustin.

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He needed a cheap car, and this way I can still visit it from time to time.  (I’m feeling sort of emotional about the car that drove me virtually my entire adult life.)

Conveyed with the car: Three (3) chamois cloths of varying psychedelic colors; jumper cables; approximately 75¢ in change in the bottom of the glovebox (“rebate”).

Found in the car but not conveyed: One (1) bottle of “Nuprin,” exp. 07-93;

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One (1) pair robin’s egg blue prescription sunglasses, purchased in Taipei ca. 1984;

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And the requisite tape measure of the well-prepared ADAAG nerd.

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This weekend, I’ll shop for a car for the next 25 years.  Any recommendations?

And now for a truly important poll

When is the correct time to do personal filing, that is, paid bills, small appliance warranties, pieces of paper you receive from your health insurance company that are likely junk mail but that you are terrified to throw away, etc., that is, the stuff you can’t hand off to your paralegal to file?

Big Day for the 88 Honda

 

I’ve previously posted about the car that has transported me around most of my adult life.

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E-510
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I’ve previously posted about the car that has transported me around most of my adult life.   We hit a big milestone yesterday — just north of Colorado Springs in the pouring rain.  I’m enough of a nerd that I pulled off I-25 at the 99,998 mile mark and drove a couple of miles along this quiet road so I could pull over and get the above photo.

 

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E-510
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f/5.6
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1/30s
ISO
400

 

Garage Triage

 

*  Includes car, bike, snow blower, tools (actually used), tools (aspirational), and the complete Fair Employment Practices Cases, Vols. I – 1997, complete with Post-It annotations by Peter C. Robertson.

8 stages of settling on the eve of trial*

  1. Drinking.
  2. Sleeping.
  3. People Magazine.
  4. Long leisurely walk with dogs and camera.
  5. Shoveling archeological layers of binders and papers off the desk.**
  6. Freaking out at all the tasks in other cases you’ve ignored for the past month.
  7. More sleep.
  8. Fired up and ready to litigate!

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*  WordPress always suggests tags for each post.  For this post, it suggests, among others, the tags “Chad Ochocinco” and “Little Richard.”  Not sure how that algorithm works!

** Hey, Tim, remember that tax document you asked about on April 14.  Um.